OK. The picture is a bit of a stretch. The hell with you country needing you, the First Base Agency could do with you giving us a lift. Do we expect you to put on a heavy woollen uniform that itches like buggery? No. Do we expect you fix your bayonet and leap out of a trench to become target practice for a machine gunner from Cologne? Absolutely not. So let's face it, we are asking a whole lot less than good old Kitchiner asked all those years ago.
So what are we asking?
Well, if you have read 'Mere Anarchy' and you think what we do at The First Base Agency is a good idea, maybe you will sign on the dotted line to become a First Base Agent.
Thankfully this does not involve donning a disguise and sneaking into a mosque in Oldham to uncover an Al Queda sleeper cell. It is all rather more mundane I'm afraid.
Do you think you might be able to sell a few copies of the books to your friends? If you do, then how many? Maybe 5? Or 10? Hell, maybe even twenty.
Let's say you think you can sell five copies. If so, then drop me an e mail at mark@first-base.org with your name and address. We will send out five copies of the book. You sell them, hopefully for £6 each and then you put the proceeds onto our site at www.justgiving.com/first-base-agency This then spurs the Government into action and they donate 35% of whatever you have raised. When you deliver the copies to your friends maybe you might encourage them to be a First Base Agent themselves.
We would like to think this will give all our agents a better sense of achievement than the guys who heeded Kitchener's call back in 1915! What's more there is absolutely no chance of being mown down by a hail of bullets fired by a machine gun operator from Cologne.
So what are we asking?
Well, if you have read 'Mere Anarchy' and you think what we do at The First Base Agency is a good idea, maybe you will sign on the dotted line to become a First Base Agent.
Thankfully this does not involve donning a disguise and sneaking into a mosque in Oldham to uncover an Al Queda sleeper cell. It is all rather more mundane I'm afraid.
Do you think you might be able to sell a few copies of the books to your friends? If you do, then how many? Maybe 5? Or 10? Hell, maybe even twenty.
Let's say you think you can sell five copies. If so, then drop me an e mail at mark@first-base.org with your name and address. We will send out five copies of the book. You sell them, hopefully for £6 each and then you put the proceeds onto our site at www.justgiving.com/first-base-agency This then spurs the Government into action and they donate 35% of whatever you have raised. When you deliver the copies to your friends maybe you might encourage them to be a First Base Agent themselves.
We would like to think this will give all our agents a better sense of achievement than the guys who heeded Kitchener's call back in 1915! What's more there is absolutely no chance of being mown down by a hail of bullets fired by a machine gun operator from Cologne.
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